teachers: dont have sex youll die
government: dont have sex youll die
everyone: dont have sex youll die
someone: im asexual
everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf

queerminakos:

i cant believe that spock is canonly agender

dudewheresmypie:

*CRIES FOREVER*

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

i eat boys up, you better run

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore